ever tasted green doughnuts?

mercredi 27 mai 2009 00:44

according to Fatin Nasha, Doctor K has a shriveled up penis and a pair of dusty balls.

and that, is something i would never want to know for the whole of my life. have fun finding out though, lazy cat.

anyways, i met up with chris on monday. and yes khalisah, timo's chris, according to you. hahaha!

well, it was good really. to meet up with a friend and have a real formal kind of talk. and it was amazing how unexpectedly well we clicked. i should do more of these stuff.

but anyway, i am really sleepy, so this shall be a short and brief post. shall talk about it more. and i mean my meet up with chris and not Fatin's current new fetish. :)

Libellés : :), great news, poly friends, school stuffs, weirdos

jeudi 21 mai 2009 21:19

as noted, imeem is obviously trying to be a miser and hence i have lost my one and only vital source of music player on my blog. sheesssh. i am sure there will be a better website out there anyway.

so i realised i havent been really updating for quite a while, but i have been rather held up with projects after projects, assignments after assignments, along with work and thursdays styling at the studio (yes i recently started out as a Stylist Trainee for every thursday morning), so life has never been more packed.

i guess this semester has been rather, stressful, taxing. so everyone has been in this bad mood kind of atmosphere, along with the temperatures rising to make things worst. so here's a few videos to cheer anyone up. cause it packs a real punch for me. :)

Libellés : :), poly friends, videos, weirdos

dimanche 10 mai 2009 03:34

was on my way home and it started gushing rain from the sky just when i reached my bus stop.

goodness, what a great timing.

and just when i thought being drenched was bad enough, i had to witness a group of guys running around in only their underwear through the rain.

and then i stepped into a puddle of pee, which most likely, was theirs.

ROARS.

all the crazy things occurring at the craziest times altogether. like seriously man. my life is too exciting.

anyways just this evening a table called for me and i thought they were asking for service. and then they said,

"excuse me, is your name really Yvonne?"

only then did i realised i was wearing the wrong name tag. zzzzz! and the customers were like seriously duh, asking such a lame question. mehh.

Libellés : ALFRED, freak accidents, typical singaporeans, weirdos

samedi 9 mai 2009 02:06

even though the photos are deleted, they will linger as a beautiful and sweet memory for life.

i don't know what to feel right now.

jeudi 7 mai 2009 00:01

i am not going to say, Doctor F, or Mr Xday or Lecturer XXX.

i am just going to say,

FUCK YOU FORDAY WAYNE LEE.

i don't care if you would happily google your name and come tumbling down to my blog and see me hurling profanities at you.

because frankly speaking, i thought you were a nice person. and that i thought that after explaining to you the other day that i would no longer be playing truant for your classes, that we would have reached a certain understanding. but unfortunately, we did not.

i was sick today, and no matter how horrid i felt, i dragged my sorry ass down to the clinic and waited for two freaking hours in order to get a bloody medical certificate just so that i could prove to you that i was not playing truant.

and to think that you would call my parents up and complain to them regarding my absence from your lessons. where in the first place, you could have respected me a little and gave me a call before you did phoned them.

thank you for causing an uproar in my house. thank you for making me feel worst when i am already sick.

i would understand why you would not believe me in this case for yes, indeed, previously i played truant and i skipped your lessons on purpose and that i avoided you because of you , but i thought that you would have listened to my explanations that day, or in any sense, that you would have at least considered talking to me first before you did such a direct and hard approach on things.

i can see where you are coming at, that you would be concerned and that you care for me as a student, but frankly speaking, this is not the way to do things, not in the least, the way i would think of how you should do things.

if attendance is what you want, fine i will give it to you, even if i am dying i would force myself to head down to your lessons and sit in for the attendance. but do not expect me to respect you, or respond to you or even simply, see you as a lecturer. because very frankly, you are not.

do not think that just because you look like a freaking adorable smurf, you can go around charming people off and let them think that you are really really nice. because, ever more frankly, you are not. you are a devil in disguise.

you disgust me.

with love,

ALFRED TAN.

Libellés : ALFRED, explosions, weirdos

mercredi 6 mai 2009 10:59

i feel like there is a construction work going on in my head.

my nose is overflowing rather dripping.

and i am aching all over.

but i would still want to go to school later. i just need an mc for this morning. and probably some corks for my nose.

but over all i think i am fine. i guess.

Libellés : :(

03:10

i have the babi flu. lmao. according to cass that is.

i have had this runny nose syndrome since early morning and it hasn't stopped since. and i can't even get to sleep cause my nose is so wet.

and even clarinyte is not saving my ass. and im so desperately wanting to sleep. meh.

Libellés : BABI FLU

00:45

the weather makes me feel so irritable, so warm, so uneasy.

it's just so scary to think of what would eventually happen when it's the end of the world, the day when Earth has finally decided to give up on us comes.

Freaky, really, how nowadays i would walk down the streets and can't help but imagine people's heads exploding as the weather inclines to a murderous heat. but then again, maybe i'm just thinking too much. no wait, i AM thinking too much.

recently i have been on the low for a while, and usually times like these get worst as the end of the month draws nearer, so it just so happened that i got on the low previously at the end of the month. so then and it's really, i don't know, endearing? sweet? that some of my friends would actually mention how they have happened to chance upon my blog and noticed how upset i have been and telling me how i should take things easy.

i guess, in a way, to me, this can be rather disturbing. hahaha, because frankly, there are a lot of others out there who happen to be way worst than me, it's just that we don't see it. and that i guess, maybe it's because i rarely truly write about how i really feel and about what has been really going on around me, that i kind of have lived with it about keeping things to myself. just that, every once in a while, things will jsut accumulate to surpass my limits and induce this huge explosion of an obsessive-whining-and-i-hate-the-world-and-fuck-my-life kind of frenzy that would simply affect one or more of my friends who happen to be really innocent and clueless about it all.

and that it's probably because that i can be a real perfectionist at times that i do take notice of such little details and little gestures and that i really do appreciate them. i love my friends, close or not close, nice or mean, for being there.

Libellés : :), ALFRED