samedi 16 janvier 2010 01:34
before i begin, i would like to say that i do not know who's megan.
in fact, i have no idea what's a glimpse of megan, and i know no megans as well. (unless you count megan fox)
but this photo just reminded me of how i felt like a few hours ago. yes, a few hours ago my entire household's worth of electronics were staging a riot against me like useless retro electronics.
when the television set gives out sounds of the waves at the beach when you are watching an arson scene, when the dvd player shows pixel-ated screens of no matter which movie you try to watch, when the computer gives you hell.
just when i finished all the respective chores and cooked my gorgeous dinner, i had to eat it in stone cold silence. i was one second away from going crazy and smashing the television set, burning my laptop and stamping on the dvd player.
and then the tv switches off on its own. ON ITS OWN.
no, i;m not telling a ghost story, i'm telling you that if you have excess money, PLEASE BUY ME A NEW TELEVISION.
one that doesn't play the sounds of the sea waves when you watch shows like meercat manor.
one that doesn't make women sound like man breaking his voice, again.
one that doesn't switch itself off when you turn it on.
one that gives you hell but doesn't come with that axe you've been wanting to use to hack the tv into smithereens.
i swear i can breathe fire right now.
Libellés : ALFRED, explosions
