jeudi 6 août 2009 00:27
here's a link for you online shoppaholics out there! this link will be up under the "etc" tabs. and no, im not some crazy fan of shopping online! hahaha, just helping blondie advertise for her cousin. LOL. but i did the link's picture by myself okay! so pro right? i know i know.
anyways, all my life i have been so proud of being able to shoot horrible comments and bitchy lines at people so well that it seemed as though i was born to do it. it was the one skill i acquired when i used to work in retail. but today, i have met my match.
6th August 2009, Timothy Lee has managed to subdue that mouth of mine and keep me speechless. i simply can't believe that when i was saying him with my demeaning comments, he manged to rebutt and shut me up! my life is over.
what is the meaning of this, with someone who is able to seal my mouth. i shall go kill myself. HAHAHA!
mehhh.
okay let's see if i have anymore bullshit to talk about. hmmms, i am currently eating shaker fries! shake shake, shake shake you shake it! the seasonal goodie snack that makes you love licking your fingers after eating. nice! but damn salty. aiyah who cares, im gonna turn bald anyway. isshh.
oh oh! i was talking to blondie just now about skinny girls. i think it's scary for girls to be skinny, like wayyyyy skinny. it would seem like any freak accident can happen where she can simply stab me to death. and if i bring her to the bowling alley, i must be really careful and tell her,
"i think you better stay away from the alleys
in case the ball hits you and you scramble into pieces
more dramatically than the bowling pints."
so yeah, a little more flesh is better. sometimes it's just weird how certain girls can keep ranting on and on and non-stop about how fat they are, when they aren't! plus, think of it this way, would you want to have sex with your boyfriend and end up stabbing him to death with your fingers and elbows?
so girls, please don't go starving, cause it ain't pretty anyway. oh but that doesn't mean you can be extremely overweight. im sure no one would want to suffocate and crush their boyfriend when they make out or something.
Libellés : :), ALFRED, BLONDIE, conversations, freak accidents, out of the blue gibberishh, photos
