jeudi 4 décembre 2008 00:00
i found this really old post this morning, one that i wanted to post just for fun, but never finished it. pffft. so i hope you guys like it, even if it is incomplete.
'The Things I would Do to Catch Lewis'
Zooooooom! There goes the sound of my bike, for you see, I’m hunting down on my expeditious prey. With my heart thumping like how a crack-brained Peranakan would sound when she makes some serious belachan with her trusty pounder, my mind pictures my plan As and Bs so that I can get my diabolical hands on the supreme Lewis Hamilton. Yes, I am most categorically, and un-amusingly hot on my wheels on Mr Lewis Hamilton from the F1 league.
I would assure you that they are all fool-proof, with the hundred-and-one percentage of confidence that he will fall victim upon my predation. Yet, with all that frenzied commotion of his arrival, there is most definitely the very need to have a few, or maybe a million plan Bs to turn to in case my competitors attempt to ruin my traps.
For starters, I shall dig up a herculean hole, right smack in the middle of the race track. There is, of course, the need to hide this huge hole, so I shall fill it up with nescafé, since coffee's black anyways. Smart eh? Lewis shall be innocently racing his way into my trap on the day of the F1 race, right into my pool of coffeee.
If that's not enough, or in case some freak accident occurs, don't worry as my plan Bs are here...
And so it was supposedly supposed to be continued from there on, but i never got the chance to come round to it.. oh wells, at least i had fun typing out the first few paragraphs.
Libellés : lewis hamilton
