dimanche 24 août 2008 00:32
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i don't see how your can relax your mind by attaching this helmet to your head. serenity? nahh, no doubt more like plain stupidity. i don't know how this advertisement amuses me, but it jsut does.
each time i pass by one of these posters, my mind gets struck with the image of my eyeballs goggling out of my sockets as the helmet tries to suck my brain out while i pull it off in frenzy.
"the aliens! they are here! ahhhhh! help! i don't want to lose more of what's left of my pea brain!"
oh my, the invasion of alien technology. that's freaky.
earlier this evening my dad walked up to me and started laughing in my face. it finally happened. my dad's loose screw finally came off. for a second, i thought he might have been wearing one of those OSIM head massagers. nahhh, that's not what happened. apparently my opera-obsessed dad was watching some comdey opera earlier on, and he obviously couldn't keep his mind off that whichever ancient joke. now before i go on, i shall ease all of your little faces of unclad shock by confirming the fact that chinese operas do exist with comical versions. its just like another one of william shakespeare's comedies, just that it's in chinese and packed with glass-breaking voices, plus alot of, plain, dry humour. and i mean dried dry humour. old men just laugh at everything, don't they? look at my dad, he even laughs at me when i was jsut looking at him.
i went swimming this morning with eugene, and then i spotted tanjingmin with her scandal. one day i shall come up with a book called "tanjingmin's scandalous 101". hahaha, no, i wouldn't be that bored to do that. so anyways, i was sitting by the pool, and this distinct laughter started piercing through my earphones. yeah i realised too, that i am mostly surrounded by people with weird laughter, no doubt i have a weird laughter too, i even have people who laugh and then tell me that they forgot how to laugh.
and going back to topic, i heard the distinct laughter, and as i ventured on, i found this girl playing water splashy with someone! woohoo, as if the weather was not hot enough. i shall not go into details. because i love it when people assume and presume, and then more gossips start popping up. that's the best part about life.
my guppies are flirting with each other, oh my god.