if you don't like something, change it.
if you can't change it, change your attitude.
lundi 25 août 2008 01:00
"i feel so shag."
funny. no, not that camps are obviously tiring, but more of because of the use of that particular word, shag. before starting classes in polytechnics, you usually go through a series of annoying yet compulsory camps. and during these camps, the seniors would always "cool"-ly use the word shag. the orientation group leaders would ask if you were shag, if the programs are shagging, and stuff.
the truth behind which i find the word funny, is because it plainly means getting fucked till you are drop-dead tired. i have no intention of being rude, but that is what the word means, literally. in any other way, it also means that you are a coarse piece of cloth. so each time someone tells me that they feel shag because of school, that they feel shag because of reading the lecture notes, my head goes on and shock itself with the bizarre idea that the person using the word just had sex with his lecture notes, such that he got reallyyyy tired from it; or that school actually magically transformed him into a coarse piece of cloth. wow. and the thing is, they can still talk in that i-am-so-so-so-cool-for-using-this-cool-word kind of manner. how thick can one get?
well, the proper use of the word to say that you are exhausted, would be to say that you are shagged-out. rather than just using shag. so the next time before you think its coool to say shag, think again before it comes out sick. pfffft.
the people in the television screen ran through fire, jumped into leech-manifested marshes, and even climbed spiked nets.
no, it wasn't an advertisement for a new action hero movie depicting men trying to survive a series of disasters and all, neither was it some circus freak show. it was a some reality race show in europe. i kind of figured that caucasians preferred to situate themselves in peril. they even get medals from participating, i can like picture someone going off :
"all my hair was burned off, but it was exciting!"
i would be, slightly entertained. things people come up with jsut to go on tv.
