if you don't like something, change it.
if you can't change it, change your attitude.
mardi 26 août 2008 00:01
there was a little tension in the room, my vision started thumping, in synchronization with my heart. there was rapid breathing, and mist started coming out of my mouth. my eyeballs squirmed with affray as my fingers hardened and my toes shriveled in place; i fell to the floor, startled, as my butt shatters into smithereens of ice crystals.
"ahhhh! my butt, oh my poor butt! stupid cold weather."
alright, that was slightly exaggerating, but my main point still remains on the fact that the weather is frigging coldddd. in fact, i am already hoping that the air-con boy from my statistics class whom i criticized several posts before, is at my house now. or maybe, he has already flown up to the clouds and has began his constant tuning of the temperature via an imaginary air-conditioner up in the sky. and he better stay up there till the weather make a turn for better warmth.
i can't stand such a pooor weather. i mean its nice to stay in bed and read books and snuggle all day, but stilll its the holidays, when i should be out there and kicking people's butts. i do hope the sun comes out real soon, in fact, i can imagine the moon slapping her husband for slacking on the job already. or maybe he has become impotent, so maybe we should send some viagra up there. whatever it is, come out my sweet sun, before i go up there personally and, you wouldn't want to know what happens next.
a fat boy sat on my hand today. no, it was not because i did not move my hand away. it was more of because that his butt simply and abominably overflowed his own seat on the bus and conquered part of my seat, taking my hand hostage at the same time. i think they should just make buses wider, with more spacious seats. in the least, more people can sit. and lesser people would get sat on too.
