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samedi 24 mai 2008 02:09
this would be like, my most exciting, most amazing, mosst grossing and most breath-taking post of my entire year in this 2008. we killed a total of eight incubated live chicken eggs in class yesterday. each group entitled to one egg. each egg dismembered by the head and had its body minced into meat paste by a simple pair of scissors. and this is how sadistic and cold blooded i have become thanks and ever more thanks to this particular course of study that i am taking. and i shall brief you guys on it, for those who doesnt know. Ngee Ann Polytechnic offers you the wonderful course of Molecular Biotechnology (MBIO) whereby it trains healthy young men and women into cold blooded ruthless murderers. lol. i totally did not bat a single eye lid whilst i watch the egg get cracked, invaded, emptied and discarded. and i could even talk about this over dinner. how sadistically mental am i? i seriously wonder. hahahha. anyways, pictures for you curious people to take a look see for your plain enjoyment. this is, no, this WAS the egg assigned to my group of fine trained murderers. Group D of 2F01 has a fleet of one of the best murderers in town, namely Raechel, Jordon, Alfred and Ruqquyah. hahaahha. and here we have our two experts, Raechel and blocked from view by Raechel's big head, Jordon. here we can see Raechel the eager murderer get started on cracking open the egg before i even gathered upp all of the apparatus for the classic homicide. =.= crazy woman, she better be eating vegetables for the rest of the week. hahahaha! and then, pops come out the top of the shell and the cold, painful tweezers invade the poor egg by tearing its protective membrane. yet, apparently Raechel liang xing fa xie (must be suddenly become hum ji) and decided that she couldnt bear to take out the chicken's tiny head. so Jordon takes the head out instead. anyways, there was supposed to be a better picture at this point of the experiment, BUT the ever annoying Dr Susan appeared and asked me to delete the picture. and yes, to answer to all of your queries, these pictures are HIGHLYconfidential and not to be exposed. but its too late now lah, huh? hahahahaha. and so out comes the whole foetus. and then you cut the weak and fragile little head off from the body. a close up view of the head, with the fully developed beak and eyes, you can imagine how sayang it has been to lose such a was-to-be-cute little thing. sighs, oh well, what to do. somehow somewhat, this is part and parcel of life i guessssssssssssssssss. and there, treated like trash, Raechel puts the head in the dumpster. damn mean lah this woman. ahahahhaa. and then Jordon started playing with the remains of the egg. like what the hell lah, so tensed the situation. and suddenly you see him picking up the stuff inside and mixing it or something. sadistic people. so sadist. sighs (shakes head). and then you guys must have been wondering what happened to the body that was cut off from the head. fret not, the answer's here. you chop chop chop and snip snip snip. and then VOILA, minced chicken meat paste fresh and ready made. and just so you know, it does give off a bah cho (minced meat) smell. somehow... so here i shall end my post, while you people stare and vomit in disgust. love this post man.
